2. KUKURIKAPO ? ito ang libag sa ilalim ng boobs, madalas na namumuo dahil
sa labis na baby powder na inilalagay sa katawan. Maari ding mamuo kung
hindi talga naliligo o naghihilod ang isang babae. Ang kukurikapo ay mas
madalas mamuo sa mga babaeng malalaki ang djoga.

3. MULMUL ? buhok sa gitna ng isang nunal. Mahirap ipaliwanag kungbakit
nagkakaroon ng MULMUL ang isang nunal subalit hindi tlga eto naaalis khit
bunutin pa ito, maliban na lamang kung ipa laser ito.

4. BURNIK ? buhok sa wetpu mo.

5. ALPOMBRA ? kasuotan sa paa na kadalasang makikitang suot ng mga tindero
ng yosi sa quiapo. Ito'y makipot na kasuotan ng paa, at manipis na swelas,
mistulang sandalyas ito ng babae pero kadalasang suot ng mga lalaki,
available in bl ue, red, green etc.

6. BAKOKANG ? higanteng peklat, itoy madalas na dulot ng mga sugat na
malaki na hindi ginagamitan ng sebo de macho habang natutuyo.imbes na
normal na balat ang nakatakip sa bakokang, itoy mayroong makintab na balat
na takip.

7. AGIHAP ? libag na dumikit sa panty o brief. nabubuo ang AGIHAP kung
ang panty o brief ay suot-suot na nang hindi bumababa sa tatlong araw at
kapag tinapon ang panty o brief sa dingding, ito ay hindi mahuhulog pagkat
dumikit na ng kusa sa dingding.

8. DUKIT ? Hmmm masturbation (part ng babae)

9. SPONGKLONG ? ito'y isang bagong wikaan na nangangahulugan isang
estupidong tao.

10. LAPONGGA ? ito'y kahintulad sa ! laplapan o kaya sa lamasan.

11. WENEKLEK ? ito ang buhok sa utong, na kadalasang nakikita sa mga tambay
sa kanto na laging nakahubad. Meron din ang babae nito.

12. BAKTUNG ? pinaikling salita ng BAKAT-UTONG.

13. BAKTI ? bakat panting T-bak

14. ASOGUE ? buhok sa kilikili.

15. BARNAKOL ? maitim na libag sa batok na naipon sa matagal na panahon

16. BULTOKACHI ? tubig na tumalsik sa pwet kapag nalaglag ang isang
malaking tae. naramdaman ito kasi tumalsik sa pisngi ng pwet ang tubig sa
toilet bowl.

17. BUTUYTUY ? Alaga nang mga boys.

18. JABARR ? pawis ng katawan at amoy bumbay kana

19. KALAMANTUTAY ? mabahong pangalan.

20. McARTHUR - poopoong bumabalik after mong i-flush?

Pwede pa kaung magdagdag:

“Tagalog Thesaurus”

lol

On my way to Batangas to have a vacation last Sunday, February 24, 2 men boarded the bus on Turbina(laguna) and sat beside me. They were talking about children and teenagers being abducted in Lucena. I was really sleepy that I didn’t understand the full details about it. When a got home my 2 sisters was talking the same kidnapping thing but happened in a different place. It’s about 4 children abducted in Ibaan, batangas. 3 were found with missing internal organs while the other one a missing pair of eyes and 30,000 pesos on his/her mouth. The other one in Tanauan, Batangas with a missing heart and 8,000 pesos on the hole of her chest. They were already dead.

They heard that a syndicate is behind this kidnapping and getting the internal organs selling it to the black market. We also received text messages about the incident.The next day we heard another gossip about the kidnapping incident. They said that the child with the missing pair of eyes was alive and rumors said that the culprit was arrested. A Taiwanese guy they said who happens to be a doctor was the one driving a van and getting those unattended kids on the street. Witnesses got the plate number and description of the van(red/green) that led the police to the Taiwanese doctor and arrested somewhere in Bauan, Batangas. But it didn’t end there.

Two days after a friend of ours in Batangas texted us that a white van (having the plate number that has been passed through text to be the kidnappers van) fetch a man in front of her store. The man introduced himself as a census guy. What puzzled her was there were 4 houses and the census guy only approached 1 house with some kids living. The location was in a remote place somewhere in Calaca, Batangas. The man even ask for direction if at the end of the road there’s still other way out of the place. After that traces of blood were found on the road and a corps of highschool student was found somewhere in Calaca or Balayan tummy open with 30,000 pesos cash but without kidney and liver. Parang mga manok lang at 30,000 lang ang buhay ngaun ah.

Town folks said that the syndicate usually strikes in the early afternoon until early evening and police said they are verifying reports. About thirty children have already been victimized by the gang in Batangas towns. There are still missing kids in the south.We still DON’T have any OFFICIAL news about it and I wonder why. There is a famous network branch located in Batangas and still no news about it. Only Tabloids and text messages are able to broadcast it on to the massesSo Beware. I hope the Philippine officials (police etc.) could deal with those kind of horrific deeds.

To the gov. of batangas, Gov. V. maybe you could send a force or group to investigate on this. I think it’s better to go directly to the victims relatives than to wait for blotters and to wait for more kids, teens abducted. I hope we could really have witnesses to prove the incident in Batangas.

Ang mga Pilipino sa ibang bansa walang magawa dahil sa higpit ng parusa at dahil hindi sila taga doon. Sana naman bigyan ng hustisya yung mga batang namatay.

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nadaanan ko lang sa youtube. naawa lang ako sa bata. kindly check this out. a very cute little girl.